January 2011
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two mikes and an alex walk into a bar...
which one leaves with a girlfriend?
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once upon a time, everything was bad
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defective robot: Foolishness →
defectiverobot:
Once there was a vase, filled with the most pristine of water. Day after day, it scoured the earth, looking for a flower that would grace it’s water. Finally, it spotted the most beautiful of sunflowers. The vase approached the sunflower and cheerfully invited it to live within his water. Of…
tears. in my eyes.
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pink,
half of me would love to prove you wrong. the strong side of me would love to flex for you. the other half, my dominant, yet weaker self, accepts defeat at the hands of honey-eyed promises.
sticky sweet emotion will overcome.
how can anyone have such a capacity for feeling, pink? good feelings that result in bitter ends. excitement resulting in disappointment. shouldn’t you remember these...
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a day overturned
today was bad. end of story.
and it’s all my fault. I own up to it. I own up to it all. I tried desperately to weasel my way out of honesty towards the person who deserves it the most. and for that, I’m sorry.
sincerely, these words do not suffice.
it’s impossible to please everybody. it’s impossible to please myself, and sometimes, I just can’t deal. this, also, I...
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I shouldn't tell you
so I won’t
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I am a genetic disaster
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assuming if you jump off a bridge at the dead of night, god will save you.
assuming you’ll never find anybody.
assuming you’ll always have somebody.
assuming that just because the forecast predicted a storm, you should bring your umbrella.
assuming you’ll never be so careless.
assuming you’ll always be too weak.
assuming the two kids on an adventure to the gas station...
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that's how the cool kids do