January 2010
17 posts
touchy feely.
it’s really awkward when I go to work and I say “follow me” and people say “oh I’ll follow you anywhere you want” like ….wtf am I supposed to do with that? take em in the kitchen and have a crazy kitchen orgy? no, customer. you’re sitting at a table instead. suck it.
OKAY. IT IS REALLY VERY SIMPLE.
doogangooseberry:
THEIR = THEY HAVE A UNICORN. THEIR UNICORN IS KIND OF UGLY
THERE = LOOK OVER THERE, THERE IS THE UNICORN!
THEY’RE = THEY ARE DEBATING WHETHER OR NOT TRACE CYRUS IS A UNICORN
YOUR = YOUR UNICORN LOOKS A LOT LIKE TRACE CYRUS
YOU’RE = YOU ARE BLIND IF YOU CAN NOT SEE THE RESEMBLANCE
AN APOSTROPHE MEANS THERE IS A CONTRACTION. THERE ARE DIFFERENCES IN ALL OF THESE WORDS. LEARN...
MLIA
dreambigwishard:
Today my friends and I dressed up as zombies. Fake blood n all. And ran through a Jesus Camp dancing and screaming like the undead. Then we got the cops called on us so we hid in the woods.
I love my life.
people like us are everybody’s favorite people.
things to do before I go away to college
karsonkaylee:
beccaispotatoes:
make more than $35 at megacon by selling hugs again
I am so happy you’re my friend. xD
hahaha last year I made 35 dollars by selling them for 50 cents. I’m determined to make more this year xD
things to do before I go away to college
eat only apples for a week straight (ate only fruit for three days straight…I’m gonna go ahead and say it counts; I’m satisfied)
go swimming in a dress
get an amazing massage
give an amazing massage
purchase and set up and xbox live account
go on a picnic
go camping
make a new friend
have my fortune told
tell someone off
get back in touch with a long lost friend
write...
today was beautiful.
god damn it.
(via karsonkaylee)
yes.
tonight
I am a fish.
I really should stop this nonsense.
“I hate that February is black history month…everyone’s like...”
– me…sadly.
fire water
my friend; my aid.
I know it’s wrong… for someone so young to rely on such poison. when all else fails, she brings happiness. she puts out the flames.
gently at first. but over time, she loses her mind.
as do I.
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to my dearest friends
or whomever is reading this…
I wasn’t sure if choosing not to tell about an event that occurred was considered “keeping a secret”. not until last night anyway…I realized, after heavy discussion and debate over religion, the law of attraction, and paranormal occurrences, that everything does in fact happen for a reason.
or maybe things just happen, and the optimism...
“you are more precious to me than my own life”
– michael christopher